David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
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There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
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Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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