Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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