Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
i could have got laid, but instead, i threw up in her hair. you can cross that off the bucket list.
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