i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
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I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
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It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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