oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
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