We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
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I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
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I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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