I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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