the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
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Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
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Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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