Who did Billy Mays play for?
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
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Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
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Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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