Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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