How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She's like a pop up book from hell.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Randomize
