Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
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he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
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Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
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