I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
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Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
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HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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