he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I think my moral compass just broke
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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