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• (917): View more from New York City

  last night i told the bartender i only have 3 days left to live so i wouldnt have to pay for drinks

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  this morning i woke up with a nothing but a pair of what i believe are fairy wings on - and the bartender in my bed

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  he thinks ill be dead by monday and still came home w me.. WTF?

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  messed up. what color are the wings?

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.

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• (+82): View more from South Korea

  You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.

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• (254): View more from Texas

  that's what penises do

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  they tell lies.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  It's a journey

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  And the destination is his penis?

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  Precisely.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow

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  Teach me the song of your people

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.

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• (204): View more from Manitoba

  As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?

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