Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(718): View more from New York

OMG. Drunk.

(662): View more from Mississippi

I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.

(718): View more from New York

Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.

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(315): View more from New York

Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.

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(601): View more from Mississippi

She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.

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(407): View more from Florida

Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.

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(916): View more from California

17 year olds will be the death of me.

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(541): View more from Oregon

You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth

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(551): View more from New Jersey

I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week

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(480): View more from Arizona

And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.

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(920): View more from Wisconsin

What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.

(660): View more from Missouri

Touché sir

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