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• (909): View more from California

  flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina

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• (510): View more from California

  I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.

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• (518): View more from New York

  You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.

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• (585): View more from New York

  Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection

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