This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
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I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
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I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
You were trust falling into bushes