do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
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Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
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I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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