she was so not down for the gang bang
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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