did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
can u get pink eye on your cock?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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