I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
