Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
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i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
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dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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