How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
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It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
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Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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