a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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