i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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