why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
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My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
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