He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
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Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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