He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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