We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
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Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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