So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Randomize
