let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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