Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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