okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
did i just pee glitter
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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