She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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