Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
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i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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