Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
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Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
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I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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