I cut my penus on the lid.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
he had hair everywhere except his balls
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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