The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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