At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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