i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
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Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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