I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
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I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
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Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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