I got chris browned last night
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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