But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
