I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Randomize
