I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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