So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
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I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
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Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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