We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
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Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
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I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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