You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
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Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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