Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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