The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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