i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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