wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
the condom got lost in my hair
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
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I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
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I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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