Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
He pulled a potato out of his bag in the library. A WHOLE FRIGGIN POTATO. He ate it like it was an apple and waved at the librarian as she stared at him.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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