i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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