dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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