Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
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I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
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we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
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